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Cable Box Confessions: TOURIST TRAP

"Dad, will you get the Movie Channel for me?" Thus began my education in slasher cinema, a rite of passage familiar to many a 12-year-old boy back in the early 80's. Mind you, I wasn't imploring my dad to order...

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You Remember That New Book I Promised?

Yeah, yeah--it's been forever since I sneakily announced a new book was in the works. And yes, it's also been forever since I last posted anything here on the site. But life, being what it is, has a tendency to g...

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Trek or Treat!

Happy Halloween, Hammerheads!  Okay, I probably don't have near enough fans to actually assign them all a cute nickname--but you'e out there, somewhere, maybe wondering why the hell I haven't posted in a w...

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